“We went here after the football game. The couple with us had seen Doris Duke (the millionairess) in here one night- It’s quite popular.
We had ‘wun tun’ to eat. It’s something like french fries with pork inside. You dip them in chili sauce.
We had a Tonga- that’s half a Zombie!
Lorne also had a Wahine (that means ‘girl’ over here & is what they have on all women’s lavatories). The Wahine was served in a coconut shell.
Be sure to send this on- No, don’t bother. I’ll send one each to Cliff & Beany.”